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The Pacific Northwest's Premiere Mountain Bike Shop

Fat Tire Farm is the premiere mountain bike shop in the Pacific Northwest.

We carry Santa Cruz, Yeti, Ibis, Juliana, Devinci, Deity, Specialized, Rocky Mountain, Kona, Pivot and Salsa. 

The Farm has expert mechanics who can service and repair any bike, or build the custom bike of your dreams.

The Most Infuriating Gif of ALL TIME.

Perhaps the title of this post is a bit of a hyperbole, but then again, perhaps not. While perusing my usual sources for the Monday .gif dump i came across this monstrosity, and couldn't contain my negativity long enough to hunt for other gifs.  Before I go any further, allow me to show you the .gif in question: 

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What's the matter, afraid of the mud? Afraid of falling? Not an ambi-turner? Tough Shit. Find a new sport.  Now if you're out riding on your own or just out for a spin with some friends and you encounter a section of trail that you don't want to ride, that's fine, we've all been there.

But that's not the case here. This a (theoretically) grown man riding a disc brake equipped cross bike in a race that he almost certainly payed somebody else to enter. If there was ever a time to push your limits and try to expand your skills as a cyclist, this is it. Lower your tire pressure, take a foot out, and give 'er hell.

I have it on good authority that if you ride like this on more than one occasion, this guy will come for you in your sleep:

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