The Most Infuriating Gif of ALL TIME.

Perhaps the title of this post is a bit of a hyperbole, but then again, perhaps not. While perusing my usual sources for the Monday .gif dump i came across this monstrosity, and couldn't contain my negativity long enough to hunt for other gifs.  Before I go any further, allow me to show you the .gif in question: 



What's the matter, afraid of the mud? Afraid of falling? Not an ambi-turner? Tough Shit. Find a new sport.  Now if you're out riding on your own or just out for a spin with some friends and you encounter a section of trail that you don't want to ride, that's fine, we've all been there.

But that's not the case here. This a (theoretically) grown man riding a disc brake equipped cross bike in a race that he almost certainly payed somebody else to enter. If there was ever a time to push your limits and try to expand your skills as a cyclist, this is it. Lower your tire pressure, take a foot out, and give 'er hell.

I have it on good authority that if you ride like this on more than one occasion, this guy will come for you in your sleep: